I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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