I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
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It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
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I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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