You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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