SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Randomize
