so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Every concussion has its silver lining
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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