who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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