I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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