this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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