I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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