Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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