there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
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how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
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Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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