She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
be right there i have to get my cape
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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