Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
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My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
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I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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