Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
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Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
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did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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