Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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