I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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