susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I need a beard to bite.
Randomize
