You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
he fucked my hip out of place.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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