do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
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I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
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I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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