her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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