so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
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Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
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We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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