the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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