So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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