if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
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I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
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HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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