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  what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded

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• (509): View more from Washington

  Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".

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• (212): View more from New York

  You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.

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• (903): View more from Texas

  There's a naked man in my car right now.

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• (858): View more from California

  Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?

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• (435): View more from Utah

  I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.

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