I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
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When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
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Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
The convent might be a nice break from real life