whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
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i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
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Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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