Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
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Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
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AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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