we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
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On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
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they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
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..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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