Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize
