Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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