Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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