the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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