She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
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Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
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Go christen that room with your naked body.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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