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So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
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I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
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how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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