Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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