Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Randomize
