don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
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I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
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Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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