I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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