drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
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And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
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Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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