What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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