So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
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i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
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So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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