Have you finally orgasmed yet?
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
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