are you so shy because you have an std?
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
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