As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
i now understand why vodka
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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