You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
You are a booty call, not a friend.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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