I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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