Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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