I smell stomach acid.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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