How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Randomize
