how can u be prego again
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Randomize
