I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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