My boss' voice literally gives me gas
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
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Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
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i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
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