the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
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