Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
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you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
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She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
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