Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
I came so hard my ears popped.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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