So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
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I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
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What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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