dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
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i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
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Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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